You ever look back on a bad relationship and wonder how you missed ALL the warning signs? Like you come home and there's nothing in the dryer except for bed sheets and pair of your girlfriends underwear? (go ahead. I'll wait.) Yeah. Turns out. She's a squirter. And not the good kind.
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I'm not gonna lie. It's been a while since I had a girlfriend. So I've been dating lots of ugly chicks to get my confidence back up. I make it work though. We just go on lots of movie dates. Lazer Tag. We always have fun when the power goes out.
I love phone calls with Adam. We were just talking about random stuff in life. I said "You ever think back and wonder how you missed all the warning signs?" he said "That's funny." I said "Oh yeah. That's a good premise. hmmm" Then he came up with the middle line. Then I wrote the last line.
Teamwork folks. Nobody is on my level like Adam. Perfectly subtle and clever at the same time. It's so fun. I wish he didn't move to Chicago. :(
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