My Kid is an Honor Student at Hooters of Montana Sticker

I just sold my first 25 bumper stickers. Technically I gave 2 to friends and 1 guy sorta walked off assuming they were free. He was drunk so I just figured let him have it. lol. Anyway. My next design will have something on it about "AndrewJRivers.com or facebook.com/andrewjrivers or something." That way people know it's me. but for now I figured I'd check the google results for "Hooters of Montana" or "Are you smarter than a hooters girl?" and "My kid is an honor student at Hooters of Montana" - None led to this blog. I probably haven't posted much about it. I'm sure if it's possible to google me crying it would be nothing but blog posts here. :) That's kinda funny. How do you google crying noises. lol. I might make that into something. Dibbs. Bam. (Nobody wants your stupid joke ideas, Andrew.)

Anyway, I'm going to keep this post relatively short because hopefully this will attract anybody who googles those things and they're gonna see this blog and not be like aww this comedian complains a lot. Why isn't he just happy? lol. What a shitttty blog. So yes if you were like "God I was so drunk. I think that guy was funny and why did I wake up with this bumper sticker in my bed. Who was that comedian?" you've reached the right page. Or if you walked out to your car one morning and found the sticker on your car and you were like "F@#(^&@!" - This is not the right page. I just sell them based off my joke. I didn't tell him to put it on there.

Had a blast at the fairwood country golf club tonight with Geoff Lott. Sold like 10 stickers there. Sold the rest over the course of 3 nights on a Tribble run to Oregon. And I got my first speeding ticket recently. And I think I'm gonna end up driving to the California gig. Last minute flights were too expensive and I'm not sure how many FF miles I have. I don't know if I'm up for the Marathon yet. The most I did was like 5 or 6 hours. From here to Spokane and then from Medford to Portland last night while Mike Wally caught some Z's.

I should update my calendar. I'm close to 400 shows since I kept track. I've become much less anal about recording every set, and every set list and dating and timing them. In fact by less I mean not at all recording those things. The set list doesn't change very much these days. I'm pretty locked in for 30-35. In fact the only problem is trying to figure out shorter sets now. What do I do for 5 or 10? I have a 20 coming up for Richard Lewis shows. That's like blue balls. 5 and 10 is foreplay but 20 is like ... yeahhh I'm doing a really long set, I get to do all of my jo ooohh syke just the tip. What do I cut out? It's all pretty good at this point. All pretty clean. Some of the stuff needs to work more regularly.

This new one is killing some nights and getting NOTHING other nights. "I went on a date and this girl said "Be nice to me, my dad has a black belt. I was like I don't care. I have a black friend. - Rock Paper Scissors, Gun beats Fist anytime."

Even when it does well, the last line isn't working as well as it should. Time to call in the tag machine friends and see what they come up with. (that's right audience members and fellow comedians. Comedy is a [tag]TEAM effort sometimes. Different perspectives can change the joke immensely for the better.)

Anyway I said I was keeping this short and to the point. If you're looking for stickers, Email me or find me at a show. IF you bought one. Thank you. Tell your friends. I need to get famous soon. If you had one put on your car at whole foods. Neener neeneerrr. Just kidding. I love you. Come to a show sometime.