Save the Animals

Stuff like this cracks me up. This makes me want to donate money to whoever didn't do a good enough job chaining the FUCKING BEAR up. If that was like some poor dog. Fine. I'd want to donate but that bear won't hesitate to BREAK YOUR BODY if you let that rope thing or whatever get untied from his face.

I want to donate money to the people keeping bears chained up, so they can afford the best chains money can buy. lol. They should go door to door asking for donations. With the bear. "Hey we uh... we're the people for the ethical chaining up of bears, we're trying to raise money because our rope is running low and getting frayed *ROARRRR* WHOA WHOA! I don't know how much longer this will hold. Won't you help?" "Hell yeah. I think I got some snow chains in my garage we can get that temporarily on him and then I'll grab my wallet."

I think I've already covered PETA being a joke. Nothing against treating animals nicely. Just saying. PETA flipped out when Obama killed a fly. Since when did PETA start caring about flies. I've never seen one of those "Adopt a Fly" commercials. I understand if OBama is kicking kittens around the white house but its a fly. Sarah McGlaughlin singing. Some flies were raised without access to good poop their whole lives.

Stupid.

Someone came up to me tonight. One of the waitresses at the fairwood country club and was like you're funnier than the guys I see on TV. I was like Yes. I totally agree. Now someone give me a leno spot or something. Shit. I'm tired of being broke. lol.